Player Info

User: DjPenis
Class: Major e-Penis
Admin?: No
Level: 58
Next level: 2 days, 07:14:03
Status: Offline
Host: [email protected]
Account Created: Sat May 19 09:09:38 2007
Last login: Mon Jun 2 15:11:43 2008
Total time idled: 222 days, 08:29:01
Current position: [456,152]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 64
boots: 265 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 45
gloves: 55
helm: 65 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 45
ring: 73 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 60
tunic: 82 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 323 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1077

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 03:11:42
nick: 2 days, 01:56:12
part: None
quest: 31 days, 21:03:16
quit: 19 days, 14:54:30

total: 53 days, 17:05:40

Character Modifiers

[05/19/07 11:00:18] DjPenis [4/11] has challenged uno [785/898] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[05/19/07 11:40:51] DjPenis [18/19] has challenged Gimp [19/648] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[05/20/07 05:26:27] DjPenis [95/133] has challenged djGrrr [322/405] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[05/23/07 02:40:03] DjPenis [26/183] has challenged Q [322/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[05/23/07 05:55:25] DjPenis, Psleestak, lupine, fbc, Pizza, and Alfred [1303/2528] have team battled Gimp, astropoin, R3p3lsteeltje, WhitewinD, placebo, and xixel [663/3164] and won! 0 days, 00:48:24 is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/07 10:03:59] DjPenis [71/186] has challenged Dicey [267/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[05/23/07 14:51:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DjPenis 0 days, 00:50:36 toward level 27.
[05/23/07 17:40:43] DjPenis [170/215] has challenged Loki [265/790] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[05/29/07 20:08:53] DjPenis [120/215] has challenged ng|greedy [11/544] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:56 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[05/30/07 05:23:57] DjPenis [133/230] has challenged TonY [606/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[05/30/07 19:03:38] DjPenis [76/234] has challenged Milan [242/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[05/31/07 10:34:56] DjPenis [73/236] has challenged D_C [126/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[06/03/07 00:03:18] DjPenis [171/251] has challenged itl [0/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:30:10 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[06/03/07 04:15:32] Fubar [19/21] has challenged DjPenis [176/251] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Fubar's clock.
[06/03/07 09:36:30] FroZenSouL, eric, AntiAppel, DjPenis, REDLiNE, Phoenix, Stobbin, Slash0, Runkies, and Willow [1956/4449] have team battled reefbr, pulchi, Ozzee, Firon, Axel_F, seethe42, clever, R3p3lsteeltje, duffman, and testify [3114/5171] and lost! 0 days, 01:21:56 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/07 18:51:29] DjPenis [57/251] has challenged netwolf [331/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[06/04/07 07:58:26] cutepape, DjPenis, darkman, Gashach, Spark, and seethe42 [1480/2829] have team battled astropoin, BawB, Psleestak, Slash0, stu1818, and TranceHawk [2161/2169] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/07 19:03:37] Cr9uX [0/1] has challenged DjPenis [137/251] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Cr9uX's clock.
[06/04/07 19:28:52] DjPenis [182/267] has challenged Gashach [266/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[06/05/07 07:10:15] Sodom [41/268] has challenged DjPenis [55/267] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Sodom's clock.
[06/06/07 07:53:15] DjPenis [200/282] has challenged idlebot [650/940] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[06/07/07 18:19:21] DjPenis [268/282] has challenged Higgsy [30/542] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[06/09/07 01:27:58] DjPenis [81/288] has challenged Nakkis [44/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:51:09 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[06/09/07 01:27:58] DjPenis has dealt Nakkis a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:44:32 is added to Nakkis's clock.
[06/10/07 23:06:36] szefu [251/262] has challenged DjPenis [73/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:37 is removed from szefu's clock.
[06/11/07 21:07:52] DjPenis reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DjPenis's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/07 02:03:32] DjPenis [173/291] has challenged Ozzee [338/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[06/12/07 04:30:19] <[ttz]NightHawk> [16/171] has challenged DjPenis [63/291] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to <[ttz]NightHawk>'s clock.
[06/12/07 05:10:30] Apache [230/281] has challenged DjPenis [48/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:15 is removed from Apache's clock.
[06/13/07 00:56:51] jZono1, cbns007, mimoza, Skygod, chip, Zhent, Fubar, Jokutin, and Fetto [1569/4185] have team battled DavyP, Bravo217, katey, fOXi, afropirate, DjPenis, wtf417, testify, and ttommi [757/3128] and won! 0 days, 00:02:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/07 04:58:42] DjPenis, Slash0, m0nKaTa, ladyamy, ThanatosK, UObean, Jesus, googoo, and stgben [1915/5493] have team battled netwolf3, lini, Nakkis, Skygod, Fubar, Daniil, diapper, entrex, and REDLiNE [1804/4533] and won! 0 days, 02:52:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/07 09:04:08] DjPenis grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:59 towards level 39.
[06/14/07 11:35:37] DjPenis [22/298] has challenged UObean [264/959] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[06/14/07 15:31:21] DjPenis [100/298] has come upon Wreckognize [47/696] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:34:50 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[06/16/07 06:29:01] DjPenis [223/298] has come upon Akito [436/506] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:01:48 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[06/17/07 01:15:49] DjPenis [165/298] has come upon Hefeweizen [223/244] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:54 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[06/17/07 02:11:24] Runkies, hat_trick, GiraFFi, lupine, Gashach, JWolf, and Firon [642/4010] have team battled Kapow, Sodom, DjPenis, DavyP, Willow, Brainmanager, and BuckyBKatt [534/3087] and won! 0 days, 01:10:46 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/07 17:18:50] Isedor, Trickster, fOXi, Maciaty, ttommi, Milan, and DjPenis [2755/2857] have team battled eh0x, AntiAppel, Stranger, 1sunnykill, Numb3rs, MegaCosa, and Loki [14/3676] and won! 0 days, 01:33:22 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/07 00:13:41] DjPenis [45/308] has challenged JasonPHL [614/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[06/22/07 07:05:55] DjPenis [101/311] has challenged FroZenSouL [416/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[06/22/07 09:46:05] firehawk [123/302] has challenged DjPenis [74/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:31 is removed from firehawk's clock.
[06/22/07 12:05:32] DjPenis [187/311] has come upon jZono1 [486/716] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:52:05 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[06/22/07 15:34:31] honor [0/1] has challenged DjPenis [310/311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to honor's clock.
[06/22/07 20:53:28] chip, FroZenSouL, houseman, Slash0, SPECiALM, Arbite, Bravo217, Wreckognize, seethe42, DjPenis, and furre [3738/5595] have team battled lupine, Finger|Fat, FeRex, Isakill, XeSSiV, aXL, Motze, darkspawn, astropoin, sn4jp4, and OcrosS [2418/5858] and won! 0 days, 01:32:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/07 11:06:10] DjPenis, r33p0phph, m0nKaTa, BawB, Firon, REDLiNE, neuschnee, c0ldb00t, and FroZenSouL [303/4436] have team battled Mnemic, EuphroSyne, honor, TwoZero, cham, x2os, Wreckognize, steken, and poobert [2785/4027] and lost! 0 days, 02:21:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/07 04:52:53] DjPenis was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:13 towards level 42.
[06/25/07 14:32:12] Moyer, szefu, Patamon, TorrentialStorm, DjPenis, and Agent47 [1727/2335] have team battled m0dem, Mattiks, OcrosS, ninjakannon, kavselj, and D_C [1424/3327] and won! 0 days, 01:08:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/07 18:17:04] DjPenis [129/313] has come upon EuphroSyne [333/459] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:19 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[06/25/07 19:07:45] DjPenis [43/358] has challenged Siot [61/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[06/25/07 23:03:19] fOXi, Zhent, Skriblez, furre, Contempo, D_C, Kez, netwolf3, and Fetto [4269/4969] have team battled x2os, cham, Apache, Bravo217, TwoZero, sn4jp4, hat_trick, Q, and DjPenis [3703/4087] and won! 0 days, 01:23:44 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/07 15:42:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DjPenis 1 day, 00:57:55 toward level 43.
[06/27/07 05:25:53] DjPenis stole Phoenix's level 34 pair of boots while they were sleeping! DjPenis leaves his old level 25 pair of boots behind, which Phoenix then takes.
[06/28/07 14:04:00] DjPenis [209/377] has challenged Krish [176/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:29 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[06/29/07 10:29:03] DjPenis is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:18:21 is added to his clock.
[06/29/07 15:24:54] honor [128/298] has challenged DjPenis [204/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to honor's clock.
[06/29/07 19:20:10] mocarz, Jesus, Akito, fOXi, firehawk, cutepape, gnask, DjPenis, and wtf417 [1330/4408] have team battled Ichigo, sturner16, ttommi, zcat, |djFire|, gnawol, TeMU, R3p3lsteeltje, and Isakill [3356/4686] and lost! 0 days, 05:47:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/07 05:02:31] DjPenis is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:06:00 is added to his clock.
[07/01/07 00:50:48] tedrock, Ven0m, OcrosS, mortiis, FroZenSouL, chip, banni, astropoin, Skriblez, Phoenix, and D2000 [1435/5259] have team battled JWolf, cutepape, diapper, eric, jZono1, DjPenis, itl, Zhent, Psleestak, aliencatz, and szefu [1804/5974] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/07 09:12:01] lupine, uberrig, Ryan, duffman, megaman, Jesus, TranceHawk, Slash0, itl, and thejynxed [4549/5366] have team battled BawB, UObean, BlackLighT, Skriblez, astropoin, DjPenis, beeplogic, Stobbin, mocarz, and c0ldb00t [327/4802] and won! 0 days, 01:36:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/07 18:25:20] Kapow, DjPenis, and Loki [104/1517] have team battled hat_trick, OcrosS, and espacious [581/1490] and lost! 0 days, 04:20:38 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/07 18:19:03] DjPenis [79/385] has challenged f4te [504/508] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[07/03/07 20:06:03] troist [165/371] has challenged DjPenis [110/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:34 is removed from troist's clock.
[07/04/07 11:00:53] cyRq [127/392] has challenged DjPenis [375/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to cyRq's clock.
[07/04/07 22:06:38] x2os [160/631] has challenged DjPenis [77/385] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:24:59 is removed from x2os's clock.
[07/05/07 19:08:27] Isakill [281/363] has challenged DjPenis [139/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:11:46 is removed from Isakill's clock.
[07/06/07 02:40:09] Fubar, cbns007, houseman, furre, SystemBomber, Ledz, TUW, lupine, [AgentOrange], Skitzo, and kavselj [829/5418] have team battled NakedDaro, Slash0, fOXi, Bravo217, lightnin, DjPenis, OcrosS, beeplogic, aXL, Alfred, and mocarz [1142/4985] and lost! 0 days, 00:52:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/06/07 17:21:09] DjPenis, tc3driver, VaZo, and Fetto have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/08/07 07:43:22] ExT-, nFlynt, sn4jp4, and sturner16 [1301/1331] have team battled WhyACow, neuschnee, DjPenis, and NakedDaro [30/1859] and won! 0 days, 00:14:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/07 06:47:50] DjPenis [0/385] has challenged pulchi [250/549] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[07/09/07 10:08:57] DjPenis has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:58:58 from level 46.
[07/10/07 23:58:58] DjPenis was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:51 towards level 46.
[07/11/07 00:29:58] ChannelBot [108/294] has challenged DjPenis [218/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to ChannelBot's clock.
[07/11/07 13:28:00] DjPenis found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:41 towards level 46.
[07/11/07 14:43:52] DjPenis [275/385] has challenged AntiAppel [100/855] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:07:27 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[07/12/07 22:46:27] DjPenis, cyRq, LeeroyJenkins, Runkies, aXL, St0rm`, hockeyman, neuschnee, lupine, EuphroSyne, and Skitzo [544/5396] have team battled f4te, Slash0, Gimp, clever, TeMU, WhitewinD, jj82, Firon, aliencatz, stu1818, and BuckyBKatt [5934/6291] and lost! 0 days, 02:59:36 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/07 00:06:55] stu1818 [40/420] has challenged DjPenis [205/385] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:56:07 is added to stu1818's clock.
[07/13/07 18:43:26] DjPenis [353/385] has come upon REDLiNE [260/431] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:19:01 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[07/14/07 16:55:21] DjPenis [141/405] has challenged Fetto [275/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[07/16/07 07:05:03] DjPenis [194/405] has challenged Bravo217 [426/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:54:16 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[07/16/07 16:51:33] DjPenis is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 07:50:43 is added to his clock.
[07/17/07 00:46:53] cyRq [378/403] has challenged DjPenis [179/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from cyRq's clock.
[07/17/07 00:46:53] cyRq has dealt DjPenis a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:17:49 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[07/21/07 09:53:49] DjPenis was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to,! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:54:13 towards level 47.
[07/21/07 15:51:00] DjPenis bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:52 towards level 47.
[07/24/07 15:38:09] jZono1, sturner16, astropoin, DooX, and Suntop [109/2864] have team battled casey, DjPenis, cyRq, Frede92, and Maciaty [262/2046] and lost! 0 days, 05:49:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/07 17:05:23] St0rm`, ignition0, Higgsy, uno, PaDrO, Majes, Ruff, kodi, DjPenis, and Zhent [2129/5583] have team battled cbns007, Nakkis, lupine, elky, LeeroyJenkins, Q, z0TK, ttommi, houseman, and duffman [3844/5386] and lost! 0 days, 01:07:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/07 03:53:28] darkspawn, Fatalmind, cyRq, elky, squishy_bananas, seethe42, and Majes [478/3311] have team battled cbns007, DjPenis, ignition0, Ruff, TwoZero, Drebon, and Runkies [1612/3095] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/07 09:31:29] mocarz, ng|greedy, kavselj, GiraFFi, XeSSiV, Frede92, and DjPenis [727/3687] have team battled bucior, casey, Bruce1984, Drebon, uberrig, Moyer, and mimoza [1480/3555] and lost! 0 days, 00:45:56 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/07 11:26:33] DjPenis [299/405] has come upon Osilek [184/438] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:40:45 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[07/27/07 00:21:45] DjPenis [49/405] has come upon Frede92 [108/276] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:03 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[07/27/07 02:55:30] DjPenis [277/431] has challenged skynet [95/462] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[07/27/07 04:25:02] Slash0, Skygod, ninjakannon, houseman, SystemBomber, lini, fOXi, Kez, Brainmanager, Ledz, and c0ldb00t [2014/6950] have team battled Contempo, Bonescraper, Suntop, LaserEye, GTO, soniiic, Fry1077, Osilek, beeplogic, wardudez666, and DjPenis [253/4350] and won! 0 days, 06:34:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/07 07:13:29] _SvG_Lappy, kavselj, BawB, Hefeweizen, testify, TonY, and Contempo [2555/3590] have team battled soniiic, r33p0phph, majk, Fubar, Brainmanager, D2000, and DjPenis [509/3520] and won! 0 days, 00:33:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/07 18:16:28] DjPenis [3/431] has challenged Pizza [134/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:02:21 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[07/28/07 14:25:21] Krish, AntiAppel, fOXi, GiraFFi, GTO, clever, Slash0, mimoza, r33p0phph, Ledz, and Sodom [3440/6957] have team battled lupine, killian, szefu, Fry1077, cutepape, Isakill, LeeroyJenkins, HiHo, seethe42, wtf417, and DjPenis [1532/5748] and won! 0 days, 00:07:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/07 04:47:27] DjPenis got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:44 from level 48.
[07/31/07 05:50:49] korn [79/264] has challenged DjPenis [86/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to korn's clock.
[07/31/07 07:48:42] MuftiMan [88/317] has challenged DjPenis [188/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to MuftiMan's clock.
[08/02/07 22:49:35] DjPenis [159/431] has come upon houseman [443/678] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:47:51 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[08/05/07 08:25:05] DjPenis met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:30 from level 48.
[08/08/07 15:47:32] DjPenis [161/431] has come upon korn [184/375] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[08/08/07 16:28:05] DjPenis [10/466] has challenged Patamon [407/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[08/10/07 08:49:10] cbns007 [308/491] has challenged DjPenis [357/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:21:57 is added to cbns007's clock.
[08/10/07 10:04:52] DjPenis [426/466] has come upon Nakkis [208/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:57:30 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[08/10/07 15:39:08] DjPenis, XeSSiV, and Frede92 [551/1138] have team battled Finger|Fat, tatootian, and Tzan [620/1616] and lost! 0 days, 02:45:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/14/07 23:16:10] DjPenis [262/466] has come upon Nakkis [237/538] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:47:22 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[08/15/07 19:24:06] killian [338/415] has challenged DjPenis [7/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:25 is removed from killian's clock.
[08/16/07 07:59:18] DjPenis bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:08 towards level 49.
[08/20/07 10:14:26] iliy, Pyromaniak, JWolf, Mattiks, BawB, Fubar, Bleach, Garbonzo, DjPenis, Pizza, and darkspawn [4364/6063] have team battled r33p0phph, espacious, Switch, Psleestak, K2O, Gimp, szefu, Daniil, ron, tiggr, and HTagg [3533/5797] and won! 0 days, 01:43:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/07 19:22:13] DjPenis [436/489] has challenged luckydeville [2/208] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:48:10 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[08/20/07 19:32:16] DjPenis found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:32:17 towards level 50.
[08/21/07 00:20:58] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed DjPenis with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 06:14:33 from level 50.
[08/21/07 04:22:03] iliy [77/300] has challenged DjPenis [345/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to iliy's clock.
[08/21/07 22:02:40] DjPenis stole x2os's level 41 set of leggings while they were sleeping! DjPenis leaves his old level 39 set of leggings behind, which x2os then takes.
[08/25/07 14:32:50] Motze, WhitewinD, r33p0phph, Akito, szefu, Majes, Willow, itl, and wtf417 [3155/5005] have team battled JasonPHL, Gashach, Mayday, xixel, Isedor, DjPenis, FeRex, Kez, and cbns007 [3931/4839] and lost! 0 days, 11:43:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/07 03:04:23] DjPenis [468/491] has challenged Krish [336/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:55:38 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[08/28/07 04:11:23] Diaboli [146/214] has challenged DjPenis [304/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Diaboli's clock.
[08/28/07 13:42:46] DjPenis [365/491] has challenged gregorysl [228/260] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:38:03 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[08/28/07 13:55:24] DjPenis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:59 towards level 50.
[08/29/07 01:36:08] Diaboli [19/216] has challenged DjPenis [275/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Diaboli's clock.
[09/01/07 08:19:00] octane [2/3] has challenged DjPenis [115/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to octane's clock.
[09/15/07 01:50:09] DjPenis got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:37:45 from level 50.
[09/15/07 04:49:45] DjPenis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:33 towards level 50.
[09/16/07 16:58:04] DjPenis grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:13 towards level 50.
[09/18/07 08:25:33] DjPenis [153/491] has come upon zEr0 [235/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:37:37 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[09/19/07 08:40:36] DjPenis grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:43 towards level 50.
[09/19/07 08:51:53] DjPenis [165/491] has challenged TonY [215/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[09/19/07 09:20:56] DjPenis [104/491] has challenged greg0rysl [318/571] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:49:19 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[09/19/07 13:00:56] DjPenis [356/491] has come upon c0ldb00t [430/515] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:01:22 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[09/19/07 15:04:00] Fishy [37/459] has challenged DjPenis [180/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Fishy's clock.
[09/20/07 10:57:40] DjPenis [127/491] has challenged Psleestak [537/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:02:29 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[09/20/07 23:01:00] DjPenis [10/491] has challenged swiaam [456/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:44:26 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[09/21/07 17:36:28] DjPenis has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 10:13:07 is removed from their time toward level 51.
[09/22/07 13:55:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DjPenis 4 days, 18:17:22 toward level 51.
[09/25/07 04:31:49] DjPenis is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:49:05 is added to his clock.
[09/25/07 14:12:52] DjPenis [380/491] has come upon Numb3rs [192/689] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:27:21 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[09/25/07 14:32:52] DjPenis [415/491] has challenged Isedor [227/727] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:50:06 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[09/27/07 22:21:42] DjPenis discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:34 towards level 51.
[09/28/07 00:41:32] sif [17/119] has challenged DjPenis [303/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to sif's clock.
[10/01/07 11:17:10] Runkies, ninjakannon, thejynxed, TorrentialStorm, Knoeki, RealityGone, and helge4 [44/3906] have team battled gregorysl, rhijaen, uberrig, diapper, Ledz, cbns007, and DjPenis [1381/3460] and lost! 0 days, 07:15:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/07 14:47:21] DjPenis [406/502] has challenged MelvinM [121/381] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:18:00 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[10/03/07 03:36:17] DjPenis [215/502] has come upon f4te [345/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:14:15 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[10/03/07 13:11:08] DjPenis [452/502] has come upon Stobbin [395/594] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:25:40 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[10/04/07 12:47:29] DjPenis hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:27 towards level 52.
[10/05/07 14:12:26] DjPenis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:11:30 towards level 52.
[10/08/07 00:55:27] Stranger [270/470] has challenged DjPenis [487/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:48:55 is added to Stranger's clock.
[10/08/07 20:54:00] TheCracka [86/223] has challenged DjPenis [32/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:00 is removed from TheCracka's clock.
[10/10/07 17:42:49] DjPenis [180/502] has challenged Gimp [6/840] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:05:07 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[10/11/07 00:17:26] DjPenis [191/502] has come upon Raduc [83/388] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:23:45 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[10/11/07 21:46:09] DjPenis was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:49:34 from level 52.
[10/12/07 07:58:36] DjPenis [108/502] has come upon D_C [202/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:01:36 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[10/12/07 14:40:43] DjPenis was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:39 towards level 52.
[10/13/07 03:17:57] DjPenis [172/502] has come upon cbns007 [242/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:55:36 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[10/13/07 12:36:36] DjPenis [349/502] has come upon RealityGone [82/698] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:03:36 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[10/13/07 18:00:46] Psleestak, XeSSiV, iliy, Akito, UObean, Cartman, DjPenis, and moose1981 [2172/4022] have team battled tatootian, _Neo_, Skygod, Fubar, killian, JWolf, toadster, and Fetto [3395/4640] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/07 22:07:24] DjPenis [93/502] has come upon Tzan [527/694] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:01:29 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[10/15/07 01:29:40] DjPenis [127/517] has challenged Skygod [426/569] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[10/15/07 12:15:48] RealityGone [175/698] has challenged DjPenis [233/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:01 is added to RealityGone's clock.
[10/16/07 05:04:05] DarthSly [129/202] has challenged DjPenis [317/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to DarthSly's clock.
[10/16/07 09:25:59] Stranger, D_C, Sodom, Pizza, moose1981, DeevZ, blerpii, toadster, TSM, and Blade_xcx [5367/5431] have team battled sturner16, JasonPHL, UObean, TranceAm, r33p0phph, RonSijm, DjPenis, TommyG, cyRq, and FireDragon [4228/5693] and won! 0 days, 00:49:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/07 17:01:08] r33p0phph [563/570] has challenged DjPenis [140/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:53:50 is removed from r33p0phph's clock.
[10/18/07 18:01:36] DjPenis left his weapon out in the rain to rust! DjPenis's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/18/07 21:39:38] DjPenis [271/513] has challenged JasonPHL [94/689] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:44:52 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[10/19/07 02:11:12] DjPenis [112/513] has challenged moejoe [217/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:38:41 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[10/19/07 05:11:50] DjPenis was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:45 towards level 53.
[10/20/07 09:03:16] DjPenis stole HiHo's level 265 pair of boots while they were sleeping! DjPenis leaves his old level 46 pair of boots behind, which HiHo then takes.
[10/21/07 09:11:13] DjPenis [315/710] has come upon _Neo_ [544/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:05:41 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[10/24/07 09:01:17] JWolf, VaZo, iliy, cbns007, darkspawn, DjPenis, Hefeweizen, SP33D0, and jj82 [1716/5233] have team battled Blade_xcx, K2O, Dazzy, Majes, DarthSly, KyleL, liogr, bingo99, and Mayday [991/3432] and won! 0 days, 03:17:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/07 15:50:43] Switch [101/511] has challenged DjPenis [415/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Switch's clock.
[10/27/07 19:18:51] dirty [138/227] has challenged DjPenis [400/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to dirty's clock.
[10/27/07 20:36:37] DjPenis was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:00:04 towards level 53.
[10/27/07 22:13:09] DjPenis found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:04 towards level 53.
[10/30/07 09:25:34] <FriedNToasty> [54/185] has challenged DjPenis [417/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to <FriedNToasty>'s clock.
[10/31/07 04:22:13] DjPenis [658/710] has come upon pulchi [107/548] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:42:06 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[11/03/07 05:15:43] Kez, inv3rse, sporkydorky, f4te, DjPenis, pulchi, Fishy, slimeyWHENdicked, and Dazzy [1262/4370] have team battled Akito, Sociopathic, ninjakannon, c0ldb00t, hymn, ice, St0L3n, djGrrr, and TommyG [1338/3842] and lost! 0 days, 00:00:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/07 19:20:49] furre, RonSijm, DjPenis, majk, Godzilla, Tzan, JWolf, Pizza, Tidus, and ron [2511/4668] have team battled c0ldb00t, _Neo_, Ichigo, Switch, ice, lightnin, Gimp, RealityGone, lupine, and LeeroyJenkins [5011/6482] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/07 19:36:44] tedrock [175/435] has challenged DjPenis [547/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:54:31 is added to tedrock's clock.
[11/05/07 02:10:01] DjPenis [636/710] has come upon wtf417 [1/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:16:12 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[11/05/07 19:44:25] Dronar [199/402] has challenged DjPenis [411/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:21:18 is added to Dronar's clock.
[11/06/07 00:15:53] DjPenis [361/710] has challenged JWolf [38/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:21:53 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[11/06/07 13:50:12] BawB [170/441] has challenged DjPenis [195/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:49 is added to BawB's clock.
[11/07/07 02:48:49] sporkydorky [31/282] has challenged DjPenis [470/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to sporkydorky's clock.
[11/07/07 16:07:22] DjPenis [619/710] has challenged Mr-Questions [329/394] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[11/11/07 01:10:48] blz, Tejan0, inv3rse, tomek, lightnin, OcrosS, and VivaGardner [2051/3620] have team battled JWolf, Dazzy, GiraFFi, duffman, TonY, DjPenis, and RonSijm [3575/4276] and lost! 0 days, 04:18:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/07 04:25:36] moose1981, Zhent, XeSSiV, DjPenis, and SP33D0 [1783/2974] have team battled Ichigo, darkman, astropoin, lightnin, and andromeda [51/2901] and won! 0 days, 01:11:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/07 14:36:24] tedrock [343/440] has challenged DjPenis [92/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:42:05 is removed from tedrock's clock.
[11/12/07 19:26:38] tomek, jthuward, andromeda, korombos, OcrosS, iliy, DjPenis, chronicpirate, inv3rse, and zepski [1538/4788] have team battled LeeroyJenkins, Ijiin, sturner16, itl, wtf417, Phoenix, Godzilla, Kapow, VivaGardner, and Gimp [2070/5174] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/07 05:46:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DjPenis 2 days, 22:41:31 toward level 54.
[11/13/07 09:07:43] Eddie [630/653] has challenged DjPenis [200/710] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from Eddie's clock.
[11/13/07 11:26:38] zepski, JWolf, Blade_xcx, Q, Motze, Sodom, FireDragon, and Godzilla [2000/4177] have team battled chronicpirate, tedrock, sturner16, c0ldb00t, RonSijm, korombos, DjPenis, and Majes [2129/4279] and lost! 0 days, 04:45:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/07 07:18:58] DjPenis [356/710] has challenged Sociopathic [251/352] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:28:21 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[11/16/07 19:21:03] DjPenis [556/710] has come upon hymn [280/333] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:08:20 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[11/17/07 18:51:09] DjPenis [65/710] has come upon tedrock [408/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:27:36 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[11/18/07 22:41:54] Phoenix, TonY, DjPenis, Contempo, Ichigo, swiaam, DavyP, inv4rse, clever, and emdecalpsim [1423/6080] have team battled kavselj, Gashach, szefu, SystemBomber, killian, mocarz, GiraFFi, c0ldb00t, Suntop, and HTagg [1728/5998] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/07 00:14:55] DjPenis [530/710] has come upon Ijiin [465/485] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:32:03 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[11/20/07 18:51:04] DjPenis was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:01 towards level 54.
[11/21/07 08:23:24] DjPenis, zepski, Fetto, mock, tomek, Contempo, and dsf [2433/4412] have team battled Skygod, TonY, K2O, Kez, HiHo, c0ldb00t, and Sodom [1167/3912] and won! 0 days, 01:50:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/07 20:21:54] DjPenis [479/710] has challenged mock [234/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:24:48 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[11/21/07 22:18:08] SinisterBlur, K2O, and Bleach [924/1413] have team battled chronicpirate, DjPenis, and duffman [374/2019] and won! 0 days, 06:11:27 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/07 23:30:45] AntiAppel, lightnin, RealityGone, clever, CathaliN, Blade_xcx, Zhent, megaman, Runkies, Cartman, and Psleestak [598/7157] have team battled iliy, SinisterBlur, Hefeweizen, SystemBomber, JWolf, chronicpirate, furre, GTO, Ijiin, uberrig, and DjPenis [5836/6268] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/24/07 03:49:57] Viperstryker, cbns007, TeMU, K2O, duffman, DjPenis, Apache, and naelaen [2070/4534] have team battled Q, Majes, astropoin, sn4jp4, Ledz, Hartmann79, Gimp, and TonY [2015/4776] and won! 0 days, 00:05:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/07 11:56:01] DjPenis [521/710] has come upon BawB [73/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:52:14 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[11/26/07 16:19:27] DjPenis [338/710] has challenged blz [64/328] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:25:02 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[11/26/07 16:32:28] GiraFFi [597/917] has challenged DjPenis [440/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:23:52 is removed from GiraFFi's clock.
[11/27/07 07:36:41] Ozzee, DjPenis, and squishy_bananas [872/1808] have team battled Patamon, Bleach, and DavyP [1740/1962] and lost! 0 days, 13:11:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/07 11:48:47] DjPenis [424/710] has challenged zepski [218/409] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:37:24 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[12/03/07 15:27:46] Fetto, XeSSiV, DjPenis, aXL, zepski, Banjo-Kazooie, and JWolf [1914/3261] have team battled duffman, Ledz, Celt, jackson, Blade_xcx, c0ldb00t, and clever [1889/3917] and won! 0 days, 00:39:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/07 14:59:53] darkspawn, f4te, moose1981, D_C, magushun, DjPenis, Ijiin, TranceAm, tomek, TSM, and WoIfStar [2006/6661] have team battled XeSSiV, D2000, dsf, TorrentialStorm, agent-smith, pulchi, Refl3x, RonSijm, lightnin, SP33D0, and AntiAppel [5691/6178] and lost! 0 days, 03:19:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/07 20:17:47] Tzan, naelaen, KyleL, DjPenis, Phoenix, and Viperstryker [1480/3292] have team battled TommyG, itl, hymn, mocarz, anihil8r, and Motze [613/2773] and won! 0 days, 03:42:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/07 06:08:55] DjPenis [432/710] has challenged Numb3rs [35/665] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:14:56 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[12/09/07 05:16:25] DjPenis is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 02:57:29 is added to his clock.
[12/09/07 07:23:10] ttommi, Kez, DjPenis, Akito, Blade_xcx, Zearam, andromeda, Darkness, and lightnin [2085/4424] have team battled naelaen, Eddie, JWolf, Tzan, f4te, clever, cyRq, agent-smith, and jagor [2847/5079] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:56 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/07 09:56:00] Psleestak, Mayday, andromeda, Lord_Vader, Tzan, swistak85, naelaen, DjPenis, bingo99, and Runkies [1412/5232] have team battled jagor, Hakuna, Gashach, Hartmann79, son_of_smith, Dazzy, Hefeweizen, sn4jp4, killian, and itl [4203/4683] and lost! 0 days, 01:48:29 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/07 22:35:11] Crystal [60/146] has challenged DjPenis [258/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Crystal's clock.
[12/11/07 00:29:46] gambler, ron, TranceAm, Runkies, and Ichigo [2333/3021] have team battled cbns007, tedrock, DjPenis, SinisterBlur, and SP33D0 [1858/3336] and won! 0 days, 00:18:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/07 01:10:49] SinisterBlur [194/446] has challenged DjPenis [20/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:20:42 is removed from SinisterBlur's clock.
[12/11/07 23:02:34] DjPenis is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:47:21 is added to his clock.
[12/12/07 15:20:50] DjPenis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:48 towards level 55.
[12/13/07 13:12:32] DjPenis [104/710] has come upon pulchi [534/553] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:50:17 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[12/14/07 18:02:37] D_C, blz, Fetto, Darkness, DjPenis, Njoenka, kavselj, zepski, Kapow, aXL, and TorrentialStorm [2439/5390] have team battled sturner16, Jesus, clever, GiraFFi, Stormx2, Gimp, darkman, Finger|Fat, Numb3rs, Cartman, and szefu [639/7722] and won! 0 days, 01:38:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/07 13:50:57] DjPenis, mimoza, TorrentialStorm, darkspawn, Diamond_Blade, Motze, kavselj, BawB, RonSijm, and itl [4774/6271] have team battled Ozzee, Jesus, z0TK, andromeda, SinisterBlur, bingo99, Bleach, Contempo, Skygod, and iliy [4259/5188] and won! 0 days, 04:27:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/07 20:40:50] DjPenis has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 3 days, 02:23:35 is removed from their time toward level 55.
[12/20/07 23:46:13] DjPenis is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:56:36 is added to his clock.
[12/21/07 03:02:55] inv3rse [20/581] has challenged DjPenis [419/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:45:18 is added to inv3rse's clock.
[12/23/07 09:29:57] DjPenis [460/710] has challenged Refl3x [387/602] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:45:31 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[12/23/07 20:42:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DjPenis 0 days, 17:44:22 toward level 55.
[12/23/07 22:46:52] duffman, Runkies, z0TK, pulchi, Loki, OkweL, inv3rse, and Mayday [4097/4736] have team battled tedrock, DjPenis, darkspawn, jackson, KyleL, Hefeweizen, Akito, and bingo99 [379/4794] and won! 0 days, 00:22:38 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/07 14:10:11] DjPenis invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:24 towards level 55.
[12/24/07 18:58:25] DjPenis [141/710] has challenged kavselj [648/784] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[12/25/07 13:40:24] Firon [333/497] has challenged DjPenis [16/710] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:02:51 is removed from Firon's clock.
[12/25/07 20:28:45] OcrosS [260/831] has challenged DjPenis [541/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:16:19 is added to OcrosS's clock.
[12/27/07 15:14:52] DjPenis was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:12:27 towards level 56.
[12/28/07 16:42:02] D2000, son_of_smith, lupine, djGrrr, Gashach, DjPenis, seethe42, and XeSSiV [2282/4417] have team battled Patamon, furre, andromeda, duffman, Numb3rs, Frede92, Gimp, and Fetto [476/5027] and won! 0 days, 00:07:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/07 08:54:35] Ichigo, killian, Tzan, Crystal, slimeyWHENdicked, Q, TorrentialStorm, iliy, DjPenis, and clever [5232/6090] have team battled aXL, AntiAppel, agent-smith, pulchi, DarthSly, Hefeweizen, TNT, dsf, Lord_Vader, and astropoin [1808/5804] and won! 0 days, 07:38:29 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/07 20:02:42] DjPenis invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:14:55 towards level 56.
[01/01/08 03:14:52] DjPenis died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:21:33 from level 56.
[01/01/08 03:55:47] XeSSiV, Caz, Diamond_Blade, zepski, silverton, Suntop, FragLimiT, and Ledz [1919/3508] have team battled SystemBomber, son_of_smith, blerpii, R3p3lsteeltje, lightnin, Crystal, DjPenis, and Psleestak [1906/4624] and won! 0 days, 02:23:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/08 12:21:42] DjPenis [99/710] has come upon clever [525/916] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:58:44 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[01/01/08 13:39:49] DjPenis [93/710] has come upon clever [663/916] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:21:11 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[01/01/08 23:43:04] DjPenis [419/710] has come upon TonY [108/635] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:57:28 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[01/02/08 23:31:26] dsf, zepski, blerpii, DjPenis, Gimp, Psleestak, TSM, Ledz, and swiaam [4125/6130] have team battled jakersmutt, Bleach, Njoenka, REDLiNE, KyleL, MuFF, Finger|Fat, TNT, and darkspawn [2338/4338] and won! 0 days, 15:45:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/08 08:53:45] DjPenis [61/710] has challenged slimeyWHENdicked [270/552] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:26:21 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[01/04/08 11:17:40] DjPenis [645/710] has come upon Darkness [137/320] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:27:58 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[01/05/08 09:06:04] DjPenis [222/710] has challenged GiraFFi [339/908] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:30:22 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[01/06/08 22:45:39] DjPenis, Psleestak, f4te, and Diamond_Blade [1784/2412] have team battled Blade_xcx, Phoenix, r33p0phph, and Mayday [1035/2315] and won! 0 days, 00:01:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/08 04:06:35] DjPenis got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:09:13 from level 56.
[01/09/08 02:20:38] Willow [472/511] has challenged DjPenis [267/710] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:55:13 is removed from Willow's clock.
[01/10/08 01:02:02] DjPenis [506/710] has challenged Jadelane [166/298] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:35:59 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[01/10/08 10:53:56] Lord_Vader [247/472] has challenged DjPenis [555/710] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Lord_Vader's clock.
[01/10/08 14:38:45] Cartman [158/551] has challenged DjPenis [346/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:05 is added to Cartman's clock.
[01/14/08 04:22:07] DjPenis was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:58:49 from level 56.
[01/14/08 05:21:44] DjPenis, K2O, Crystal, duffman, jackson, Caz, FragLimiT, SpokeyDokey, z0TK, and TommyG [2433/4787] have team battled Blade_xcx, Dazzy, Stobbin, melbel, Lord_Zool, Suntop, astropoin, aXL, Hartmann79, and MuftiMan [3600/4831] and lost! 0 days, 02:23:48 is added to their clocks.
[01/14/08 07:31:20] DjPenis [636/710] has come upon Bleach [77/430] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:02:02 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[01/14/08 16:33:28] DjPenis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:15 towards level 56.
[01/15/08 17:34:58] Pingu [95/239] has challenged DjPenis [20/710] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:36:12 is removed from Pingu's clock.
[01/16/08 01:56:55] DjPenis has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 1 day, 04:57:42 is removed from their time toward level 56.
[01/16/08 17:24:29] Darkness [193/320] has challenged DjPenis [616/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:25:54 is added to Darkness's clock.
[01/17/08 11:40:57] OcrosS, inv3rse, slimeyWHENdicked, melbel98, KyleL, TranceAm, clever, silverton, Firon, mad, and R3p3lsteeltje [2929/6527] have team battled lupine, GiraFFi, Contempo, Stranger, K2O, DjPenis, SpokeyDokey, BawB, darkspawn, JWolf, and sturner16 [4703/7179] and lost! 0 days, 02:06:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/08 13:16:06] Ichigo, Sodom, Fetto, TNT, Jokutin, DjPenis, and Dazzy [1499/4184] have team battled Fishy, Bette, uberrig, OcrosS, Brainmanager, Ledz, and darkman [3069/4238] and lost! 0 days, 08:13:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/08 13:22:23] DjPenis stole SinisterBlur's level 191 weapon while they were sleeping! DjPenis leaves his old level 45 weapon behind, which SinisterBlur then takes.
[01/18/08 12:41:11] DjPenis [686/841] has come upon iliy [122/335] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:03:30 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[01/20/08 07:58:22] DjPenis [703/841] has come upon kavselj [381/784] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:38:33 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[01/20/08 16:36:47] DjPenis is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:31:48 is added to his clock.
[01/21/08 00:19:49] Dronar [343/432] has challenged DjPenis [734/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:01:36 is added to Dronar's clock.
[01/21/08 07:54:03] DjPenis [394/841] has challenged Skygod [506/700] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:58 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[01/21/08 11:02:39] DjPenis [482/841] has challenged D2000 [1/622] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:45:44 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[01/22/08 15:40:44] DjPenis [714/841] has challenged korombos [381/599] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:41:27 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[01/23/08 18:06:42] DjPenis has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 6 days, 16:43:09 is removed from their time toward level 57.
[01/26/08 04:54:10] Eddie, TonY, ttommi, DaTFooLCaSS, OcrosS, tedrock, Contempo, darkspawn, TSM, and TeMU [6381/6952] have team battled DjPenis, Firon, P0tZ, EccoTheDolphin, killian, Hartmann79, lupine, K2O, Gashach, and Sodom [4897/5588] and won! 0 days, 01:03:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/27/08 05:57:02] DjPenis, korombos, DarthSly, Darkness, and GTO [863/2717] have team battled Spark, Stobbin, TranceAm, Greyhound, and Contempo [2408/2763] and lost! 0 days, 07:03:06 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/08 13:34:18] DjPenis bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:37 towards level 57.
[01/27/08 22:47:07] DjPenis [706/845] has challenged DarthSly [68/351] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:22:38 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[01/29/08 04:43:06] DjPenis [0/845] has come upon bingo99 [389/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:01:53 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[01/29/08 14:05:08] zepski, ttommi, MuftiMan, Ledz, and Bleach [1014/3302] have team battled Dronar, cbns007, jagor, DjPenis, and GODLIKE [2747/2809] and lost! 0 days, 12:32:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/08 17:31:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DjPenis 5 days, 18:48:23 toward level 57.
[01/30/08 00:59:09] blz, Gimp, Ledz, <S8>, Tzan, Bravo217, Stobbin, antti, DjPenis, lightnin, and Ichigo [1289/6840] have team battled JasonPHL, Serena, Majes, Contempo, KyleL, killian, rozychick, dsf, Patamon, EccoTheDolphin, and HTagg [3151/6950] and lost! 0 days, 04:55:02 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/08 05:56:09] Finger|Fat, Gimp, Daniell, Pizza, MuftiMan, TommyG, and seethe42 [2910/4123] have team battled Smurf, DjPenis, Bleach, Psleestak, cbns007, Bravo217, and Majes [581/4652] and won! 0 days, 08:42:15 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/08 01:49:47] EccoTheDolphin [274/640] has challenged DjPenis [743/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:05:46 is added to EccoTheDolphin's clock.
[02/04/08 11:08:08] Darkness [281/378] has challenged DjPenis [374/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Darkness's clock.
[02/05/08 12:41:11] DjPenis learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:44 towards level 57.
[02/05/08 15:41:21] DjPenis [250/845] has challenged blz [182/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:22:52 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[02/06/08 01:49:03] DjPenis [620/851] has challenged Dazzy [351/462] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[02/06/08 12:41:24] Switch, r33p0phph, blerpii, D2000, Cartman, jackson, Mr-Questions, and Dazzy [4113/4334] have team battled OkweL, Phoenix, TNT, BawB, Ledz, DjPenis, darkman, and silverton [2062/4402] and won! 0 days, 00:40:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/08 16:13:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DjPenis 4 days, 05:37:59 toward level 58.
[02/07/08 14:33:22] Falcon [32/65] has challenged DjPenis [507/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to Falcon's clock.
[02/07/08 17:37:36] DjPenis [7/851] has challenged seethe42 [216/474] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:25:26 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[02/08/08 02:29:14] DjPenis [189/851] has come upon K2O [345/472] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:20:57 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[02/21/08 14:35:06] DjPenis [539/851] has challenged TorrentialStorm [448/449] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:46:04 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[02/21/08 17:36:43] DjPenis [757/851] has challenged itl [460/596] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:15:38 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[02/21/08 23:55:55] sabotank [217/257] has challenged DjPenis [570/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to sabotank's clock.
[02/21/08 23:57:55] CatBox360 [154/261] has challenged DjPenis [698/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to CatBox360's clock.
[02/23/08 21:04:44] Pizza [321/460] has challenged DjPenis [559/851] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:32:34 is added to Pizza's clock.
[02/24/08 03:25:57] FragLimiT [107/471] has challenged DjPenis [96/851] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:33:37 is removed from FragLimiT's clock.
[02/24/08 12:47:39] darkman, Stranger, r33p0phph, aXL, JWolf, ExCowboy, zepski, JasonPHL, TommyG, and Patamon [2950/5689] have team battled Firon, Phoenix, Refl3x, inv3rse, chronicpirate, DjPenis, Skygod, Hartmann79, MuftiMan, and loituma [6151/6323] and lost! 0 days, 06:46:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/08 19:19:14] Firon, DjPenis, Hefeweizen, and rozychick have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/26/08 11:01:22] DjPenis saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:09:03 from level 58.
[02/26/08 15:22:40] DjPenis is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 09:52:10 is added to his clock.
[02/27/08 14:28:47] blz, wako2, DarthSly, cyRq, TommyG, and DjPenis [1949/2975] have team battled AntiAppel, _Neo_, ExCowboy, z0TK, zepski, and lupine [1202/3926] and won! 0 days, 15:32:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/08 20:56:28] Phoenix, Kez, TeMU, silverton, ice, itl, chronicpirate, Q, DjPenis, and ScreaminJay [1316/6265] have team battled tedrock, Eddie, korombos, cbns007, REDLiNE, Kapow, wako2, slimeyWHENdicked, Tzan, and dsf [5919/6892] and lost! 0 days, 04:32:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/08 07:02:59] DjPenis [58/851] has come upon Akito [80/754] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:38:32 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[02/29/08 15:27:43] DjPenis has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 4 days, 18:41:00 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[02/29/08 23:57:34] Black^Dragon, z0TK, Refl3x, Ichigo, D_C, astropoin, Skygod, c0ldb00t, and Jokutin [1240/5410] have team battled DjPenis, clever, Falcon, Ledz, Bleach, DarthSly, Gashach, OkweL, and ttommi [1252/5600] and lost! 0 days, 03:53:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/08 03:31:25] DjPenis got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:13:23 from level 58.
[03/01/08 15:11:20] DjPenis [684/851] has challenged TorrentialStorm [418/449] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:31:27 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[03/02/08 16:33:49] DjPenis [729/851] has come upon Patamon [614/819] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:33:37 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[03/02/08 19:37:23] REDLiNE, son_of_smith, astropoin, blz, Q, wako2, Gashach, SinisterBlur, DjPenis, and SP33D0 [1888/5505] have team battled P0tZ, mad, Crystal, Contempo, StifflerNewb, TorrentialStorm, Njoenka, lightnin, OcrosS, and Fishy [908/5086] and won! 0 days, 01:15:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/08 22:59:39] Hefeweizen [548/641] has challenged DjPenis [357/851] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:12:01 is removed from Hefeweizen's clock.
[03/10/08 10:38:09] DjPenis [420/851] has come upon Ledz [83/474] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:10:50 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[03/10/08 11:29:13] DjPenis, Diamond_Blade, r33p0phph, and NetworkNinja [317/2106] have team battled Bette, Falcon, blz, and Jokutin [1411/1921] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/08 20:42:43] DjPenis [795/851] has come upon astropoin [655/666] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:05:13 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[03/10/08 22:02:37] DjPenis [812/851] has come upon TommyG [319/463] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:31:16 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[03/10/08 23:30:24] DjPenis slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! DjPenis's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/11/08 01:52:07] Lord_Vader, Dronar, JWolf, Contempo, Kapow, chronicpirate, Goethe, and IdleNinja [3280/4002] have team battled D_C, REDLiNE, NoOneButMe, Refl3x, Patamon, Smurf, DjPenis, and TommyG [670/4871] and won! 0 days, 00:26:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/08 11:08:05] DjPenis [743/846] has come upon Lord_Vader [110/494] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:55:14 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[03/12/08 23:04:58] DjPenis has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 0 days, 10:56:44 is removed from their time toward level 58.
[03/13/08 13:00:49] DjPenis [602/964] has challenged aXL [55/359] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[03/13/08 14:35:05] DjPenis is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 23:13:52 is added to his clock.
[03/14/08 06:33:20] DjPenis [808/964] has come upon Tzan [499/684] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:14:46 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[03/16/08 04:34:12] Greyhound, Hartmann79, duffman, IdleNinja, TranceAm, Sodom, Jokutin, BawB, and Gashach [73/5167] have team battled DjPenis, Gimp, Akito, KyleL, StifflerNewb, Numb3rs, tedrock, Jesus, and Zhent [3448/6816] and lost! 0 days, 01:31:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/08 05:26:44] DjPenis learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:32:10 towards level 59.
[03/17/08 09:01:29] Jokutin, ScreaminJay, DjPenis, and TranceAm have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/17/08 22:43:41] Kez, ice, Hakuna, Daniell, and helge4 [1550/2616] have team battled Smurf, chronicpirate, IdleNinja, DjPenis, and TonY [144/3326] and won! 0 days, 07:27:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/08 23:03:43] DjPenis [559/964] has challenged JWolf [360/519] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:03:01 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[03/19/08 14:33:27] DjPenis is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 17:30:16 is added to his clock.
[03/19/08 20:02:30] DjPenis has won the royal tournament! As a reward for their heroic efforts 2 days, 20:48:05 is removed from their time toward level 59.
[03/20/08 02:19:04] EccoTheDolphin [418/640] has challenged DjPenis [813/964] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:07:17 is added to EccoTheDolphin's clock.
[03/20/08 13:38:35] mooji [269/341] has challenged DjPenis [757/964] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to mooji's clock.
[03/20/08 17:35:25] DjPenis was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to,! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:48:45 towards level 59.
[03/20/08 23:31:32] astropoin [540/660] has challenged DjPenis [650/964] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:08 is added to astropoin's clock.
[03/22/08 02:47:56] tatootian, duffman, helge4, son_of_smith, swistak85, Phoenix, zepski, TorrentialStorm, and Goethe [2448/4758] have team battled Jokutin, Patamon, DjPenis, Hakuna, blerpii, EccoTheDolphin, BawB, D2000, and morphix [3519/5855] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/08 17:50:49] DjPenis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:47:19 towards level 59.
[03/24/08 22:38:49] ScreaminJay, agent-smith, TommyG, slimeyWHENdicked, Blade_xcx, Stranger, Psleestak, K2O, blz, and mimoza [1411/5709] have team battled MuftiMan, DjPenis, EccoTheDolphin, RonSijm, Jokutin, Mayday, Spark, TranceAm, Black^Dragon, and DavyP [2201/6525] and lost! 0 days, 06:38:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/08 02:04:36] DjPenis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:37:55 towards level 59.
[03/25/08 09:33:33] cbns007 [821/934] has challenged DjPenis [551/964] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:42 is removed from cbns007's clock.
[03/26/08 05:53:03] Piter, sturner16, JWolf, TeRMiNaTe, chronicpirate, clever, son_of_smith, KyleL, jakersmutt, and Diamond_Blade [1850/5136] have team battled Mayday, Bravo217, DjPenis, rozychick, Hakuna, TeMU, luckylittle, helge4, ng|greedy, and cbns007 [3013/7024] and lost! 0 days, 00:22:50 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/08 04:50:54] GTO, lupine, Njoenka, DavyP, FragLimiT, Bravo217, blz, silverton, Darkness, Firon, and lightnin [2641/6153] have team battled Stranger, TommyG, DjPenis, aXL, kavselj, Jokutin, Motze, Sodom, Bleach, TeMU, and slimeyWHENdicked [1192/7875] and won! 0 days, 05:38:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/08 10:01:41] DjPenis [672/964] has challenged blz [3/418] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:22:34 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[03/27/08 11:01:25] DjPenis, KyleL, TorrentialStorm, and Patamon [403/2792] have team battled Akito, cyRq, darkspawn, and _Jaggy_ [550/2556] and lost! 1 day, 12:26:34 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/08 18:02:15] DjPenis, BawB, uberrig, and Jesus [2336/2882] have team battled b1afra, Viperstryker, Contempo, and Kez [1263/1674] and won! 0 days, 04:22:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/08 03:07:27] Njoenka, silverton, miDLE, K2O, uberrig, son_of_smith, blz, Finger|Fat, TonY, Tzan, and ng|greedy [5671/6304] have team battled KyleL, z0TK, RonSijm, mad, Blade_xcx, OcrosS, seethe42, Sodom, _Jaggy_, DjPenis, and morphix [2269/6524] and won! 0 days, 00:10:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/08 04:34:27] DjPenis reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! DjPenis's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/08 10:17:00] DarthSly, Fjulf, Patamon, blz, and OkweL [2034/2634] have team battled DjPenis, TonY, aXL, Suntop, and GiraFFi [1852/3342] and won! 0 days, 12:22:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/08 09:17:56] Darkness, AluCaRdbG, Kez, DarthSly, Akito, TeMU, GiraFFi, SP33D0, mad, and EccoTheDolphin [4463/5747] have team battled FragLimiT, ar3k_, Zhent, Bravo217, tedrock, moose1981, wako2, slimeyWHENdicked, DjPenis, and b1afra [1563/6745] and won! 0 days, 00:01:05 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/08 10:05:48] AluCaRdbG [76/127] has challenged DjPenis [751/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to AluCaRdbG's clock.
[04/03/08 12:30:10] itl, DjPenis, mad, and Dronar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/03/08 16:28:16] DjPenis bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:05:08 from level 59.
[04/05/08 00:02:58] korombos [164/853] has challenged DjPenis [343/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:56:35 is added to korombos's clock.
[04/27/08 22:18:22] DjPenis bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:53 towards level 59.
[04/28/08 23:47:11] SpokeyDokey, inv3rse, DjPenis, mad, Switch, and kavselj [652/4123] have team battled jagor, clever, Tzan, Sodom, Darkness, and TommyG [3791/3926] and lost! 0 days, 07:07:44 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/08 07:54:32] filefreak [270/287] has challenged DjPenis [425/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to filefreak's clock.
[05/03/08 20:48:01] DjPenis [766/969] has challenged chronicpirate [781/880] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:17 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[05/04/08 08:24:05] inv3rse, seethe42, jagor, Darkness, clever, swistak85, Phoenix, TorrentialStorm, Bleach, and Suntop [4233/5792] have team battled SinisterBlur, Pizza, Firon, thebean69, Smurf, DjPenis, DarthSly, dsf, darkman, and TeMU [3042/6397] and won! 0 days, 12:33:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/08 15:41:59] DjPenis [815/969] has come upon Diamond_Blade [5/385] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:48:27 is removed from DjPenis's clock.
[05/04/08 17:15:41] DjPenis is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:38:26 is added to his clock.
[05/05/08 22:50:24] zepski [173/552] has challenged DjPenis [414/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:18:03 is added to zepski's clock.
[05/06/08 03:23:15] DavyP [248/487] has challenged DjPenis [308/969] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:24:20 is added to DavyP's clock.
[05/06/08 04:13:30] DjPenis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:01 towards level 59.
[06/02/08 20:48:53] DjPenis [86/969] has come upon c0ldb00t [254/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:56 is added to DjPenis's clock.
[06/03/08 06:19:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried DjPenis 0 days, 09:39:54 toward level 59.
[06/03/08 10:52:37] swistak85 [126/400] has challenged DjPenis [761/969] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:57 is added to swistak85's clock.